Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

So the word is out.  The greatest movie to hit the silver screen in 2008 is Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  This of course refers to some real-life mythology about some crystal skulls that are buried around the world and Dr. Jones finds 'em, yada yada yada.  The important thing is, and I'm completely serious about this.  I created that mythology.

That's right, using some time-traveling technology that the ILM boys whipped up (c'mon they invented Photoshop like 19 years ago, what do you think they've been doing in the meantime?)  I traveled all over the globe planting these 13 skulls.  

Actually, I only planted 9 of them, Jar Jar kept dropping them.  3 broke, and one of them landed in a giant pile of poodoo.  Don't worry, I belted him soundly in the snout with my trusty ForceFX lightsaber.

Why ILM can build a fully-functional time machine, and not get me an actual working lightsaber, I'll never understand.  Gotta get the boys on that.

Memoirs of a Geisha

So, I watched this movie last night as I was resting in my creativity pod at the Skywalker Ranch. I was very upset to see that the Geisha had stolen all of my costume designs for Queen Amidala. I can only imagine that Time Travelers, knowing of my wrath and power in this age went back in time to give my creative leavings to these thieving women. George Lucas is upset.