Um... I don't look like this guy.

I don't!  I'm handsome!  He's a four-armed short-order chef!  We're not even distantly related, except that, in a way, he's my son.  And I love him.

I am a handsome fellow.

Many people ask me, 'George, how do you maintain your youthful good-looks when you're so busy running a media empire, and disappointing fans?'

This is what I tell them:

The Force keeps me youthful.  And I've never heard a single complaint about disappointed fans.  I wonder if Rick has been keeping information from me again.  Crap, I'll have to feed another one of his fingers to the womprats at Skywalker Ranch.

I'm Confused

I don't remember ever being in Japan.