Friday, October 19, 2007

Um... I don't look like this guy.

I don't!  I'm handsome!  He's a four-armed short-order chef!  We're not even distantly related, except that, in a way, he's my son.  And I love him.

I am a handsome fellow.

Many people ask me, 'George, how do you maintain your youthful good-looks when you're so busy running a media empire, and disappointing fans?'
This is what I tell them:
The Force keeps me youthful.  And I've never heard a single complaint about disappointed fans.  I wonder if Rick has been keeping information from me again.  Crap, I'll have to feed another one of his fingers to the womprats at Skywalker Ranch.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I'm Confused

I don't remember ever being in Japan.