Many people ask me, 'George, how do you maintain your youthful good-looks when you're so busy running a media empire, and disappointing fans?'
This is what I tell them:
The Force keeps me youthful. And I've never heard a single complaint about disappointed fans. I wonder if Rick has been keeping information from me again. Crap, I'll have to feed another one of his fingers to the womprats at Skywalker Ranch.