I saw this movie last night. Nobody told me that they made a movie about me! I've always been able to see two minutes into the future. That's how I knew that Jar Jar would be the cultural phenomenon that he is. Luckily they cast Nick Cage as me. He has a lot of flannel and beard potential. I also knew that if I ate bacon this morning, I would be happy. My mind is the best thing that there ever could be. Even better than bacon. Or ham.
